Dead-faced talentless sub-D-lister Heidi Montag underwent a breast reduction having her ridiculously sized F’s brought down to more manageable C’s.
Heidi, if you’ll remember, went under the knife for a series of surgeries in an effort to make her look as plastic as possible. She was the original Courtney Stodden but instead of marrying a 50-something actor always referenced as “that guy from that 1999 movie Green Mile” she married a douchebag named Spencer Pratt famous for being a douchebag.
‘You can never really take it back’
She said: “I definitely regret the surgeries that I have had over the years, I think I was so young and in such an unstable situation in my life with so much going on and so much pressure.
“I listened to what other people said and let myself become really insecure and I had a doctor that made it sound really easy and a quick fix and it ended up being a hard road and I inflicted a lot of pain, mentally and physically, on myself.
“If I had to go back and do it again I definitely wouldn’t and I would not recommend that.
“Once you get surgery you can never be the same size you were, you can never really take it back so it is something you need to think about seriously.
“I wish that before I got my implants I had gone to a spine specialist and seen other doctors and consulted with them and got opinions of what size breasts I should have had and what my body could support.”
Now happier with her body, Heidi is currently holidaying with her husband Spencer Pratt in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, to mark five years of their marriage.