Staff at a supermarket found 220lbs of smuggled cocaine hidden inside a crate of bananas.
Staff at the Coop in Denmark got a big surprise when they opened crates from Colombia and found the drugs.
The powder was discovered in Aarhus when workers noticed that some of the boxes were heavier than others.
A Coop spokesman said more bags with white powder were found later in a separate shipment at a central depot in Copenhagen.
You know those mornings where you forget to set your alarm and realize it the minute you wake up? Like you wake up really well rested but immediately realize that you fucked up? Then you finally roll over and look at your phone to confirm it and immediately start formulating excuses to explain why you showed up late to work? Now take that feeling and multiply it by a million and you know how it feels to be the dude who was supposed to intercept these packages and didn’t.
No amount of damage control is going to make this one better. There’s rolling into an exam 30 minutes late and then there’s accidentally letting the police seize 220 pounds of Colombian yay. The only difference is that instead of getting an F you get your feet cut off with a machete.