So it’s St. Valentine’s Day and what have you done to prepare for it? Nothing? Oh dear. No brownie points for you. A lot of anguish and sorrow could soon be directed your way. It is the 21st century and the recession is over – there are no more excuses now.
But don’t reach for the panic button just yet. Read on, for even the most ill-prepared individual will be able to benefit from this – our crafty list of last-minute Valentine’s Day plans that will prevent you from unnecessarily jeopardising your relationship.
Before we delve into our heart-shaped box of romantic possibilities, let us quickly confront the reasons that have led you to this miserable situation in the first place.
Clearly, as you are now dependent on this list in order to save your skin on this most hallowed day of love, you have, at the very least, an uneasy association with the concept of Valentine’s Day.
And rightly so – who needs to be allocated a solitary day, from the many available, to celebrate ardent feeling? Not I. Not you either.
But the bad news is that all right-thinking people already know that, and somewhere deep down, they also know that at its root, Valentine’s Day is a nauseating mush of hateful over-commercialised pap. They know that, but plates will still get thrown if you don’t join in somehow.
So put aside your quibbles, brush your teeth, shine your shoes, sprinkle pink fluff in your hair, and prepare to put your judgements aside, as we open up a glittering fantasyland of perfect potential Valentine’s Day ideas.
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