We know, you’ve been waiting on pins and needles, but the 18,298-square foot Tom Brady-Gisele Bundchen monstrosity of a mansion in Los Angeles has finally been officially sold to Dr. Dre. This, according to the Los Angeles Times, means that the massive house, which the Boston power couple spent four years designing and building, has been sold after barely a year of it being finished. The total price they got for it? A solid $40 million, so not too shabby of a return.
Let’s list what else this mega mansion has to offer, shall we?
—8 bedrooms (one for each toe on one foot and three on the other foot)
—9 bathrooms (one for almost each toe)
—6-car garage (hey, everyone needs room for their 5+ Bentleys)
—A gym (duh — how else do Tom and Gisele look so physically fit?)
—7 fireplaces (just in case the first five don’t make Dre warm enough)
—Cobblestone motor court (what dreams are made of)
—An infinity pool (it’s not like a regular pool, it’s a cool pool)
Agencies/Canadajournal
God bless them but why would anyone want such a monstrosity? A flagrant display of money, power, and excess. Hey, you two, get back to reality and join the rest of us. Castles and royalty only exist in Europe. This is America and what you’ve done has nothing to do with the rest of us.
And she’s our sustainability spokesperson to the United Nations; both revealing and embarrassing.