April 1 is upon us, so a healthy skepticism is underway. Brands, celebrities and friends and co-workers are all potential tricksters, so no one can be sure of anything they see or hear Friday.
Here’s how to mess with your boss on prankster’s New Year.
1. Reverse their trackpad
Remember how when OSX Lion came out, “Natural” scrolling was the default direction for the trackpad and your life was turned all the way upside down as you questioned your sanity and tried to decide whether it was your computer or your brain that was broken forever? Simply go into your boss’ system preferences, and change the trackpad settings to the opposite of whatever they normally are, and watch the chaos unfold.
2. Or turn the whole screen upside down
This is certainly a blunt instrument of a prank, however harmless, and there will be no denying that you were the perpetrator when you’re the only one that knows how to fix it. Working with a PC? Hit CTRL + ALT + down arrow (and the same combination with the up arrow will flip it back). On a Mac? In the system preferences pane, hold down command + option and click on Displays. A hidden menu called Rotation will appear, and you can flip the display any direction your heart desires.
3. Crack their screen without actually cracking it
Download a screen crack app while your boss’ phone is unattended, and wait for the screams of terror as your boss thinks she’s shattered her cell phone screen.
4. The unanswerable ring
If your boss is still chic enough to use a desktop phone with an actual hook, tape the receiver down so that when the phone is picked up, it will continue to ring. Then, call from a blocked number and see how long it takes your boss to figure out that she’s been fooled by a simple piece of tape.
5. Bring LinkedIn to life
This one is the most involved of all of the pranks, but you will have a comedic masterpiece to photograph when you’re finished, especially if your boss is the LinkedIn type. Turn your boss’ office into a manifestation of her LinkedIn profile by blowing up her profile picture (at least four sheets of standard printer paper), printing out endorsements like you’ll find on her profile, and whatever other hilariously corporate details you’d like to highlight. Then, tape it all to her wall, and hope that she keeps you as one of her connections.
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