In honor of Kim Kardashian’s 34th birthday on Tuesday, ET dug up some hilarious (or possibly aggravating) home footage of her eighth grade graduation party.
“My name is Kim Kardashian, I’m the dopest on the ropest person in this class.”
In the 20-year-old video she hopes “When I’m famous, [you’ll] remember me as this beautiful little girl”, and she’s definitely not a pimply, slicked-hair dweeb with braces like I was.
ET qualified her bratty behaviour in the coverage, asking the question: “Who didn’t at [act] like a hobbit at the age of 13?” I don’t know anyone who did… but actually, I’m curious to know if Kim had hairy feet, was four-feet tall, and lived in a hole at that age. She probably at least shared a love of jewellery.
But if Kimmy is reading this and feeling a little embarrassed: ~*Don’t regret the person you were, KIm. It led you to where you are today*
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