According to Jeff Passan of Yahoo! Sports, two unidentified agents got into a fight in the parking lot outside the Walt Disney World Dolphin Hotel this afternoon. At issue was that one of the agents apparently tried to take a client from the other.
The biggest question isn’t finding out who’s being traded but identifying the 2 agents who came to blows in the parking lot.
— Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) December 12, 2013
Good gravy. Maybe it was Jay Z and Sc …
Please be Jay Z and Scott Boras!! @BNightengale
— Eephusblue (@EephusBlue) December 12, 2013
@BNightengale very interested in that story….jay-z and boras?
— Robert Burruezo (@bertburr23) December 12, 2013
@BNightengale Boras and JayZ
— Brien Alley (@brien_alley) December 12, 2013
Ahhh, so the agent fight was at the Dolphin Resort in Orlando. #MLB Winter Meetings. Show me Boras and Jay-Z!
— Ken LaVicka (@KLV1063) December 12, 2013
@JeffPassan Please let this be Jay-Z and Scott Boras.
— Jonathan Green (@jmillsgreen) December 12, 2013
Right. Looks like that was covered. I totally wasn’t going to make that joke anyway.
Jeff Passan of Yahoo! wrote it up, and he got a hilarious Zapruder film of the incident.
Stay the [expletive] away from my guy!” one man yelled, according to witnesses who described the chaotic – and amusing – scene to Yahoo Sports in exchange for anonymity.
Literally the exact same quote from the famous Betty/Veronica scrap from ’54. No word yet on the agents involved, but there’s nothing wrong with picturing Dave Stewart and Gary Sheffield taking wild swings at each other.